AGM 2010 Caption Comp

Posted August 29th, 2010 by ionavespa

OK team - the best caption for this photo taken at today's AGM wins the SPOT prizes that the Chairman didn't use today!!!
Hmmm....my entry:
"I was there in '64 and this is how I fought off the Rockers!!!!!" said Old Mod to a scared but captivated Jennie.



" when I was a lad I had this awesome Lambretta chopper"
Club Chairman 2008/2010
My hands are up! I will give you anything you want, just don't shoot!
How many times do I have to say "chocolate biscuits " are a need not a want!
I've got the power!
The flying saucer was coming down with shining lights.
The day that the rains came down.
We are hanging on waiting for our pies by our very fingertips.
Are you ready? After me, three cheers for the new committee.
...you really are keen for some more spot prizes, Old Mod - what an array of entries.
I think that your last one of, "waiting for our pies by our very fingertips," is right up there and facing off with our other competition entries.
Good shooting, Eddie and Ron's ape hanger handlebars on a Lammie chopper are pretty good too :).
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
Maybe if I stare over his shoulder Iona will see my subtle plea to be rescued from another "exciting pie story"
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Stuart- known as J.W.C
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Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
"Put your hands up in the air, shake them around like you just don't care...."
Jennie demonstrates her new method of collecting/extracting subs from members.
Nice :)
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
And I went 'grrrr' and they took their greasy hair and leather jackets and ran away.
PX SKA
...I'd be scared!
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
David Attenborough voiceover "Having cornered its prey, the wild silver pelted beast of Brighton prepares to leap, claws extended for the killing blow. If the attack is a success, the cubs will eat pies tonight. At the last minute, the seemingly helpless victim tenses and" click "and now for the weather" "Aah! Com'on I was watching that, put it back on I want to see what happens next..."
...that's good!
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
Put your hands up for detroit or in the air?
....I just can't get that tune outa my head now!!!!
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
LOVE all the entries so far - keep 'em coming.
There are at least 4 front runners here but closing date for captions is this Friday 3 Sep '10 so heaps of time to still get more of your wacky fun captions in and the winner of the big main SPOT Prize will be announced on Friday avo! :0)
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
Look Jennie, says Old Mod, I use Motul 2-stroke oil as my deodorant. Have a sniff!
Jennie: "I think I will nominate you for the committee chair Old Mod"
Richard: "Oh no no no... Been there done that..."
Richard: "gimmie the pies or your for it"
Jennie: "arghhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Richard: "hehehe..."
So then the Gorilla did this, so I kicked him in the nuts and ran away...
With the gun in her left hand she reached into his pocket with her right and grabbed what she thought was a steak and kidney pie....
You guys are making it so hard for me to choose the best caption, which is fantastic - keep 'em coming. Nothing like putting a smile on a few dials :)
Oh yeah, and Richard and Jennie are great sports too - cheers all.
Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna
"you are getting sleepy, your eyes are getting heavy, on the count of three you will be fast asleep and the only voice you will hear is mine"
Jennie is unimpressed with Old Mods night school hypnosis classes
Club Chairman 2008/2010
Old Mod finally succumbs to the idea of getting an auto after hearing from Jennie how good her GTS is.
Enough, enough... protests Richard
EDDIE - with his caption, "Look Jennie," says Old Mod, "I use Motul 2-stroke oil as my deodorant. Have a sniff!!"
Well done, Eddie, and you have won the amazing spot prize leftovers of 1 Crunchie bar, a red Speed Star Challenger Yo-yo [with LIGHT!] and a swag of 4 Ben 10 WIldmutt Barrel Ball point pens!! Now is that is winners prize or what? :)
I loved all the entries - thanks so much guys, so good to have a laugh or 3 :0).
The others were so good that I have two RUNNER-UP prizes of a Yo-yo each for:
POGO2 (Mark) for his entry - 'Jennie demonstrates her new method of collecting/extracting subs from members.'
and 2nd Runner-up is:
IRISH001(Paul) for his long but imaginative David Attenborough voiceover caption!!
PLUS there is Highly Commended prize of a pack of Ben10 pens going to:
JogWalkCrawl (Stuart) for his entry - Maybe if I stare over his shoulder Iona will see my subtle plea to be rescued from another "exciting pie story."
PRIZES will be given to the winner and runners-up on 'The Italian Job' ride so make sure you are there :)
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Info Officer & Rides Sub-Committe member 2009/10
Vespa addict! plus Crazy Frog Jog & Bella Belladonna